"Don't mind me while I sift through your sex toys."
"Did you cockslap yourself with the trans-cock yet? It's for stuffing your drawers if you were born a woman and don't want to be a woman anymore."
"I can get a nubbly head for it. I can get a penis head for it. I can get silicone."
"Rob, did you know you can get an e-stim kit on here for 125? Wholesale! There is any sextoy you can possible think of on here!"
"Someone made a homemade fleshlight."
"Christ! How many condoms did you get? Are these the ones you just toss to people?"
My roommates and friends. Keeping it classy.
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