Even more Magic

"Oh, there's a handful of these fake cock things in here!"

"So how's this girl on girl thing work?"

Couldn't even go two minutes. Not two minutes.

Life is Magic.

"Don't mind me while I sift through your sex toys."

"Did you cockslap yourself with the trans-cock yet? It's for stuffing your drawers if you were born a woman and don't want to be a woman anymore."

"I can get a nubbly head for it. I can get a penis head for it. I can get silicone."

"Rob, did you know you can get an e-stim kit on here for 125? Wholesale! There is any sextoy you can possible think of on here!"

"Someone made a homemade fleshlight."

"Christ! How many condoms did you get? Are these the ones you just toss to people?"

My roommates and friends. Keeping it classy.

Didn't think I'd hear that!

You know, as a child, imagining adulthood, and the conversations I would have... I didn't imagine a lot of the things I hear now.

Topping the list right now?

"I've got six pages of cock rings, right here."

Yeah... My life is a rich tapestry.